MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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And if something tries to bust in…?
Let’s say John taught him wrong.
But Dean is teaching well:
DON’T COME HERE WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT GO AWAY
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I love how casual this is like, this is just what life would be like if pokemon were real.
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Home made cosplay of the Iron Man Mark 7 suit shown off at animeland wasabi 2012
I don’t usually reblog stuff about Iron Man…but when I do…it’s the coolest shit.
COSPLAY THINGS THAT ARE JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR
take all my money and make this for me
I don’t think the studio has functioning one like this.
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I am jealous of their legs.
you don’t understand, I am about 3 seconds away from breaking into this song while I sit at my desk rn
but why do they look better than me?
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
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